Just shut the fuck up already!

trisarahdactyl:

michaelceratops:

osointricate:

I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. 

“whats a movie”

#’fuck you im not going into another theater’

dinnerpartydan:

That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.

the-sarcastic-robot:

a-naive-british-love-affair:

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you lit a whole pack of birthday candles at once? Because I did

That is the most metal looking cupcake ever

hiddlestonhug:

OHMYGOD

Your 20’s are your ‘selfish’ years. It’s a decade to immerse yourself in every single thing possible. Be selfish with your time, and all the aspects of you. Tinker with shit, travel, explore, love a lot, love a little, and never touch the ground.
Kyoko Escamilla (via 5apphire)

kreayshawn:

Tumblr is like when you were young and took a stack of magazines and cut out your fav. pictures and made a collage. Then you’d cut out words like “SEX” and “DRUGS” and paste them all over it. 

Obama: I like Coke
Fox News: Obama Declares War on Pepsi